So a bunch of religious folk, including the Catholic League, were incensed by plans to display an anatomically correct statue of Jesus made of chocolate .
To be blunt: Isn’t an essential part of the whole Jesus megillah, especially for Catholics, the notion that he is edible?
Is that really the problem? Is the problem that the statue is naked, demonstrating that the Son of Man was, y’know, a son of man? What, in all seriousness, is the problem here?
Is marble inherently more reverent than chocolate? What about plaster? That certainly doesn’t seem right. That a mass-produced cheap plaster tchotchke produced in an anonymous sweatshop should raise not even an eyebrow while a painstakingly crafted work of art draws ire seems, well, just plain stupid. It can’t be the craftsmanship that’s upsetting people, then.
Likewise, it really can’t be the chocolate, can it? Jesus is edible, after all; in fact, he encourages us to chow down on his bits.
It must, as it so often does with zealots, come down to the genitals. Since Jesus couldn’t have been a enuch, after all, so we are left to understand that it must be the position of those offended that Jesus must have been genderless, free of chromosomes X and Y, smooth as a Ken doll. That doesn’t seem quite right, though, since many of these people (in my experience, at least) grow quite testy in defense of the notion that God and his avatar are male-gendered. Since masculinity is dependent on the presence of a penis and testicles, as these same people’s attitude toward the transgendered suggests, Jesus must have had bait and tackle.
Don’t tell me it has something to do with a “lack of reverence” or any such tosh. These are the same people who sell God’s Gym t-shirts and statues of Jesus playing football. They lost their claim to reverence a long, long time ago, and anyway I fail to see how chocolate is any less reverent than plaster or PVC.
So, really, what’s their problem? Here is a lovingly realized artwork that exemplifies two of the most important hallmarks of their conception of Jesus, his comestible nature and his possession of male genitals, and they get their knickers in a twist? One almost gets the impression that =religion for them is simply a tool for ordering the world into In-groups and Out-groups, with no inherent meaning or demands on its practitioners whatsoever. But that couldn’t possibly be right, now could it.