30 November, 2008

Well, that was unexpected.

Filed under: — Matt P @ 4:02 pm

I don’t know if I’ve mentioned it, but I got totally hooked on HBO’s True Blood, which last week ended its first season. I got in so deep that I started reading Charlaine Harris’s Sookie Stackhouse books, from which the show is (fairly loosely) adapted.

The premise is that a human telepath falls for a vampire, shortly after the vamps reveal their existence to the world. As the series progresses, she falls for another vamp and a bevy of other supernatural creatures that pop up here and there. There’s a mystery at the heart of every book, but they’re the sort of mysteries that are introduced in chapter three, mostly ignored as other derring-do and trans-species sex play out, and then resolved in chapter 24 with clues that were never actually presented to the reader. The books are at the trashier end of genre, even if the author’s voice grew more accomplished as the series progressed. That didn’t matter, though, because they turned out to be good, goofy fun.

I was shocked, then, when soemthing neither goofy nor fun hit me upside the head in All Together Dead:

But why was I even drawn to vamps to begin with?
Here was the truth of it: I’d had so little chance of having the kind of life my classmates had achieved—the kind of life I’d grown up thinking was the ideal—that any other life I could shape for myself seemed interesting

Well now.

27 November, 2008

Help me understand this

Filed under: — Matt P @ 11:27 am

On a mailing list I’m on, someone forwarded an email from her sister under the title “Sweet library-related story”:

[Sister’s daughter said] “Mama, I’m all out of books, I have nothing left to read, I left my AR book at school and I don’t want to read anything I’ve already read !!!! “.

So, I decided since it wasn’t a school night, we would must jump in the car and drive two miles to [the nearest library] so she can “stock up” for the long weekend. She got 7 books of various subject matter and she’s just in heaven with her pile of books.

OK, so somebody’s kid wanted a book, and she took her kid to the library, and the kid got some books. The kid is pleased with the books she personally selected. How is this sweet?

I mean, if there were some background establishing the daughter as someone who had turned up her nose at reading until The Velveteen Rabbit broke her heart, that might be something. If they’d arrived at a closed and locked library as the librarian was getting in her car to leave, and the librarian had pulled out her keys and let the kid in to get some books, that might be something too. But this? This is like finding charm in the fact that hungry people can get food at McDonald’s.

I know I’m a heartless bastard generally, but I don’t see how even the most sentimental soul could find sweetness in the email above. I certainly don’t see why anyone would feel it notable enough to share with a couple of hundred strangers.

26 November, 2008

Generation gappage

Filed under: — Matt P @ 7:51 pm

So I was chatting with a 19-year-old kid earlier.

Him: So what are you doing for Thanksgiving?
Me: Probably eat a lot of food and watch MST3K all day.
Him: ???
Him: Oh. That’s a good show.
Me: Yeah. MST3K on Thanksgiving is an old tradition. Since you were in diapers, actually.
Him: :|
Him: Bad joke.

I spent a while trying to find a diplomatic way to explain that it hadn’t been intended as a joke, just a tossed-off statement of fact. Finally I decided to be diplomatic and said sorry.

(OK, he was two years old >when the first MST3K Turkey Day aired, so technically he wasn’t in diapers.)

(And there were only five Turkey Days? They loom larger in my memory than that. Huh.)

25 November, 2008

How unfair is this?

Filed under: — Matt P @ 10:33 am

Update:: This post probably comes off a whole lot harsher and demeaning than it’s intended to be. Blame the “recovering sinner” effect. When reading the personality type discussed below, try to think in terms of–borrowing Pete’s favored frame–someone who is adopting the markers of the tribe he thinks he should belong to without realizing that the tribe doesn’t actually exist and probably wouldn’t accept him even if it did.

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I mean, I know it’s some unfair. I know it’s more than 50% unfair. What I’m wondering is, is it more 100% unfair or 60% unfair?

There’s a great post up at Pandagon, Megawatt assholes not finding fembots for sale; wingnut welfare on the case!. It’s worth reading and discussing, but I’m more interested in my own reaction to the comment (first comment? I have read past this point) by Ellid. I’d link directly to the comment, but that seems to be broken.

Now, to be a little bit fair to me, this comment occurs in the context of significant others who’ve gone or proven dysfunctional. To be excruciatingly fair, though, I don’t think that framing significantly influenced my reaction.

Ellid wrote:

Then there are the curious cases like my former husband. When we first dated, and for the first couple of years of our marriage, he was responsible, hard-working, either employed or in school, and treated me well. He liked classical music…

And that’s where I made a snap judgment, the judgment I’m not sure is more 60% unfair or 100% unfair. I read “He liked classical music…” and I thought “Ah, one of those.” I had a picture of a young(ish) fellow who was overall a bit of a drip, the kind of guy who fails to recognize that his social skills are much less developed than he thinks, who projects an unearned arrogance (usually) wrapped up in bonhomie. (But he thinks he deserves that air of superiority, oh yes he does.) The kind of guy who’s secretly convinced he’s a Heinlein hero but is really just another nothing who happens to be good at math or word games (but, again, probably isn’t as good as he–and most of his acquaintances, actually–thinks he is).

(K–think “Dr. D”. Or, better, think “Dave!”. Yeah.)

This isn’t necessarily a bad person, just a gingerbread man who leapt from the oven before he was cooked all the way through. It’s the kind of guy whose interests and proclivities haven’t developed organically but has been borrowed from the traits ascribed to the ubermenschen in all the genre books he’s read. Really, what we’re talking about is a subspecies of Genus Callow, Species Geek, Gender Male.

The identifying characteristic of this subspecies is the unusually intense lack of self-awareness, this lack replaced by a curious mixture of overconfidence in his inherent abilities but deficiency in what we usually think of as self-confidence. Note that I’m not talking about all callow geek men; just the ones who don’t have the goods that they’re convinced they have. The young male geek version of “all hat and no horse”, I guess, but with the added twist that they genuinely believe they have a full stable.

(Yeah, I was this person. I hope I’m not still this person.)

They usually grow out of it, but not always. I went to library school with a guy who’d made it to his early 30s without progressing. Shudder.

So, yeah. I hope you have kind of an idea of the kind of guy I’m talking about, and I hope I’m right in thinking that the cluster of traits is distinct enough that they can be considered a type.

So anyway, why did “He liked listening to classical music…” make me twig? Among the guys of this type I’ve known–and there’ve been dozens–there is a near-universal tendency to proclaim a like or love for classical music. This tendency is markedly rare among people not of this type. Why is this so? Heinlein, and his posse; the rugged manly heroes in mid-century science fiction are the kind of people who listen to classical music, and that’s the kind of people the gingerbread boys want to be/think they are.[1]

(Note: a Stuff White People Like entry suggests that class markers could confound this analysis. The “white people” described by that site are not the population of white Americans but instead are those who are in the upper-middle class[2], but I’ve never run with that kind of folk and so am not familiar with their ways and manners.)

So how unfair was it that I pushed the guy under discussion into the gingerbread boy bin? It was totally a knee-jerk response, and those are almost never good. Still, the remainder of the comment filled in more of the blanks and convinced me I was right. But, then, it would, wouldn’t it.

[1] Other markers include attempts to work in references to ancient Roman society and politics whenever possible; a tendency to show off and frequently misuse a large vocabulary; a sexuality that is adventurous in theory but almost typical (maybe vanilla with chocolate sauce) in practice; pedantic prescriptivism in language matters; and an uncontrollable desire to tell people about his sophisticated tastes in film, food, and drink. None of these, save maybe the linguistic pedantry, is as universal as the professed appreciation for classical music.

[2] This deserves some talking about at some point. Doing some reference work for a student this week, I was stymied by the fact that there’s no good definition for “middle class”. As near as I can tell, when the media talks about “middle class” and many of the rest of us talk about “upper middle class”, we’re actually talking about people at the not-quite-lower end of the top quintile of income earners. That’s a really fucked up definition of “middle” no matter how you slice it.

22 November, 2008

This has got to be indicative of some subconscious something-or-other

Filed under: — Matt P @ 12:32 pm

As a person both slovenly and clumsy, I’ve always been spilling things pretty regularly. I used to be worse, but in recent years I’d gotten down to as little as maybe two or three spills per week on average.

For the last week, though, I’ve been spilling drinks twice or thrice a day. My carpets are dalmation-spotted, and my cleanup towel is sodden. This is surely not a good sign, but of what I’m not sure.

13 November, 2008

NOT xor AND NOT?

Filed under: — Matt P @ 3:56 pm

Which one? Why?

11 November, 2008

Humanities people can be exasperating.

Filed under: — Matt P @ 9:06 pm

They just don’t get the ways that numbers can help us understand things, and how statistics for one thing can serve as a reliable proxy for something else.

They also don’t seem to have an intuitive grasp of how it’s best to split as much as is feasible in the data gathering and then lump as appropriate/as needed in the data analysis. These fancy electric abacuses make that real simple-like.

I should probably provide some example here, but I’m lazy.

8 November, 2008

The frustrating, depressing this is, this is not an act

Filed under: — Matt P @ 8:37 am

Check it, and be sure to make it as far as Update III.

Summary:

  • Right-wing bloggers claim moral superiority because their ilk are not flinging poo at President-elect Obama, which proves them ever so much more civil and respectable than the howler-monkey Left.
  • Left-wing blogger arches an eyebrow and posts links to lots and lots of poo-flinging.
  • Right-wing blogger claims even more moral superiority because the Left-blogger’s act of contradicting their thesis with, y’know, irrefutable evidence is uncivil.

And here’s the thing: When they do that, when they say, “I’m better than you because you prove I’m a liar when I say I’m better than you,” they really believe it. It makes sense to them. It’s not grasping at straws, it’s not a conscious attempt at rationalization; inside their whirly little heads, it all makes perfect, logical, rational sense.

5 November, 2008

Overheard

Filed under: — Matt P @ 9:16 pm

From a Republican one department over:

“It was bound to happen, that’s just the way it goes. In America, one party is president for eight years, and then the people kick him out and vote for the other party. It’s a law of history.”

Hm.

2000: R elected after 8 years of D. Fits the law.
1992: D elected after 12 years of R. Breaking the law! Breaking the law!
1980: R elected after 4 years of D. Scofflaws, the lot of ‘em!
1976: D elected after 8 years of R. Perfectly legal.
1968: R elected after 8 years of D. Nothing to see here, move along.
1960: D elected after 8 years of R. As the law says it should be.
1952: R elected after 20 fucking years of D. Officer, arrest these men!

Soooooo. Immutable law of history? Sounds more like an immutable law of specious rationalization to me.

4 November, 2008

Can it…?

Filed under: — Matt P @ 11:05 pm

Is it real? Really real? We really did it? He really did it?

This is cause for jubilation. Jubilate!